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City guard at night enquiring after his partner Bob: "Bob? Where are you Bob?"
Rouse, orc assassin, currently under the effects of the spells shadow form and shadow wings steps out into the
torchlight and replies: "BOB'S DEAD"
Queue roll on fright table....
by Paul Huntington
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Exchange between the dwarf Thurngol,
hanging over a precipice above an abyss with one hand,
the other gripping his solid Mithril large shield,
while the elf Fandril tries to pull him to safety.
Fandril: "You're too heavy! Drop the shield!"
Thurngol: "gggaaAAAHHH, NO! DROP ME!"
Demon: "Aren't you the one known as Felgir, Demon Slayer?"
Felgir: "Oh crap!"
by
Don Hawthorne
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Demon: "Aren't you the one known as Felgir, Demon Slayer?"
Felgir: "Oh crap!"
by
Dingo Dog
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Party Leader: "You two look after your prisoners."
Players (in unison): "I slit his throat."
by
Dingo Dog
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Player: "Why sneak up and pick his pocket? I'll just kill him and loot his corpse. He won't notice me then!"
GM: ...
by
Gregg Evans
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Goblin: That's right, run you blood sucking pig!
by
Eric G. Carlson
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Orc: We made a pretty good deal, didn't we?
Halfling: What do you mean WE?!
Orc: If you don't give me my cut, I'm gonna
shake the difference out of you!!
by
Gregg Evans
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"All souls aboard the train to Hell,
I am your conductor!"
~ by the late and only passenger aboard
the train to Hell - Soldar ~
by
Gregg Evans
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A deep voice from a dark room in a demon-infested
dungeon: "Why don't you come IN?"
PC, mocking: "Why don't you come OUT?"
~The Demon, freed by the PC's invitation,
leaps out and seizes the PC.~
by
Loki Freyr
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Thief: "Screw this I'm leaving!"
Mage: "You are not leaving. You are FIRED!"
~A fireball comes streaming straight for the thief~
by
Gregg Evans
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Party Leader: "There is no friggin' way
I'm letting you bring a gorilla into this party."
Ranger: "Fine! YOU tell'im!!!"
by
Gregg Evans
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Velvar the Torturer explains to the
local clergy his philosophy on the Javelin:
"The Javelin is the universal weapon. It locks
doors, opens poor boxes and kills priests.
Now, say your Prayers priest!"
by
Gregg Evans
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Player 1: "Are you evil?"
Soldar: "Well, let me put it to you this way, I
wouldn't kill my mother, but I'd steal her purse!"
by
Gregg Evans
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"I take off all off my clothes and weapons, then
jump on the back of the Giant Spider"
by
the late - Cyght Dunhill